Like a man!

haay lyk a mann!
on da' bus i was eating lipgloss[yesh eating,and yesh w/ a spork] and then forr no reasonn im lyk "[cue manly voice] taaalk lyyyk aaaa mannnn!" and i sat thar doing that fer lyk, ever. Cuz people tend to lyk, try not to talk to sum girl whose eating lipgloss and saying talk lyk a man. im not sure why thoo. ANYHOWIKINSILINS! my friend is finnally lyk "[cue other manly voice] TALK LYK A MAN!" and then this other girl is lyk "[cue itallian manly voice] I talk-a lyk a man-a" and then we added lyk a man to the end of everything. when ppl got off the bus we where lyk "bye, lyk a man" and stuffs lyk "hush! lyk a man" andd "OH MYGOODNESS!...lyk a man".
soo totally,lyk a man.
byeee lyk a man,